Before making her way into Autumn, Harvest stops at the welcome mat and checks the bottoms of her shoes. This time of year is pretty, but you can ruin things quickly by tracking dog shit all over the prairie.
This Is Not To Offend My Old Buddy Who Is Now A Dentist (aka, Dentists Suck)
He looks at me with old man puppy dog eyes, his face wrinkled and mopey like an ancient basset hound who’s weathered one-too-many decades with thousands-too-many kids. Ears the size of bread loafs. A nose the size of a late season cucumber. He scoots closer, leans in like he didn’t hear me, like I’m going to throw him a piece of my pork chop.
YOUR HEART IS THE HOUSE
P.S. Tell mom I'm dreaming of her lasagna.
You know it’s a struggle for me, that I suffer with it. I guess that’s why you’re the monk and I’m the flying caribou. I’m reminded of the words you so often mumble: “These incarnations are our vehicles to explore the school of life, and we might as well take the curriculum.” Sometimes I wish my curriculum wasn’t so isolating. But now here is where you tell me, “Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which fills up faster.”