VIGNETTES

/vinˈyet/

a brief evocative description, account, or episode.

The Family stops by for a drenching

She surrounds you, swallows you, gurgles you. You become so lost within the eventual submersion – a sloppy, slob-fest of a mess – you can’t tell where the rain begins and your pee ends.

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION YEARS

For 20 million years you were the heart of a mountain. How many can say that? No one can take that away from you. Go ahead, call them your golden years.

GRAVITY IS A STAY AT HOME DAD

Time takes a deep breath, remembers their children, remembers the singular moment 13.7 billion years ago when Gravity took a knee in front of her and said, "let's do something stupid you idiot."

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Yet again, a note to the reader: I am, and will continue to remain, unapologetic about reporting dialogue from a dead rabbit. Again, I am merely reporting the events here. As any good dialogue pushes any good story, I am compelled to include each occurrence of spoken word, including speech blanketed in the raunchy aroma of death. (Directors Cut Bonus Note: most rabbits speak in a soggy, dense, smaze of Ulster English, an archaic dialect spoken otherwise in northern Ireland. As you can imagine, I caught every fifth-to-sixth word. I surmised the rest, naturally.)